![]() ![]() “The Earl of Gloucester approaches!” Cried a sentry on the west wall. Still, it may have been a mistake to teach one to talk. The legend says that as long as there are ravens at the Tower, England will stand strong. A thousand years ago, before George the 2 nd, idiot King of Merica, destroyed the world, there were ravens here. There have always been ravens at the White Tower. The yeoman grumbled and spit after the raven. I jumped onto the wall and bowed - at your fucking service, thank you. A ferryman looked up from his boat, saw us on the tower, and waved. The yeoman took a swipe at the bird with his spear and the great black bird swooped off the wall and went cawing out over the Thames. “I’m duty-bound foolish, yeoman.” said I. “Foolish teachin’ him to talk, if you ask me,” said the sentry. That said, if that’s the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened onto the perfect story! If that sort of thing bothers you, then gentle reader pass by, for we only endeavor to entertain, not to offend. ![]() Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, spit infinitives, and the odd wank. ![]() In the blog, so they’re at the end of the chapter. Terms defined, but I couldnt’ figure out how to get the footnotes to hyperlink The chapter will be footnoted in the book, with some of the more obscure Well kids, here’s my Christmas present to you. ![]()
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